Greg Gutfeld I’ll Put A Gay Muslim Bar Next To The Ground Zero Victory Mosque

Mr Greg Gutfeld vows to place a Gay Muslim bar next to the Cordoba mosque near Ground Zero.  Mr Gutfeld, host of the Fox News show Red Eye, making an appearance on The Glenn Beck Show, says he will ‘test Muslim tolerance’ by placing his gay bar next to their mosque.

The gay bar will be named ‘Suspicious Packages’, serve no alcohol, but will offer 72 virgin drinks out of respect for Islam’s intolerance of alcohol.  In that way Mr Gutfeld hopes that the mosque will accept the Gay Bar as New Yorker’s have been forced to accept the mosque.  This is simply a test of ‘tolerance’.

Personally, I was considering a barbecue pork house named Hog Heaven.  It would bring back the little old-fashioned tradition of pork pulls, pork rinds (we can call them freedom rings), pickled pigs feet, scrapple (that is everything from the pig but the oink) and bacon.  Lots and lots of bacon.

The restaurant will offer specials that will be announced five times a day via a public address system connected to four-way large bull horn speakers mounted on the roof.  That will test both the tolerance of Islam and the tolerance of Mayor Bloomy Gus and his nanny state food police politics.

I’ll let the readers suggest the names for their favorite pork menu items 🙂

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One Response to Greg Gutfeld I’ll Put A Gay Muslim Bar Next To The Ground Zero Victory Mosque

  1. I bet you wish george bush was still president now

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